I found this to be entertaining and perhaps a bit insightful.
Funny Camping Tip 1
A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
Funny Camping Tip 2
A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.
Funny Camping Tip 3
A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.
Funny Camping Tip 4
Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
Funny Camping Tip 5
In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.
Funny Camping Tip 6
Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.
Funny Camping Tip 7
The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills.
Funny Camping Tip 8
When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.